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I               was               giving               Ben,               the               elderly               man               I               provide               care               for,               a               bath.

Ben               says               "Let               me               give               you               a               bath."               "No.

I               patiently               explained,               you               are               old               that               is               why               I               take               care               of               you."               Ben               said               "I               know               I               am               old,               that               is               why               I               have               to               work               fast,               now               work               with               me."               The               wages               did               not               meet               my               family's               needs               but               the               laughs               felt               good.

Our               mail               lady               brought               me               an               ad               for               a               home               phone               line.

"I               can't               afford               one."               I               quipped.

"I               can't               either."               She               explained.

She               continued               to               say               "I               had               to               get               one               to               call               my               cell               phone               so               I               can               call               to               find               it               before               work."               Everyone               in               life               can               make               you               laugh.

I               took               Anna,               our               13               year               old               daughter               and               animal               lover,               recently               to               Petco.

"Pick               any               animal               you               want               honey,               as               long               as               it's               a               fish."               Anna               already               has               2               dogs,               3               cats,               a               frog               and               any               animal               that               she               locates               half               dead               in               the               street               on               the               way               home               from               school.

I               should               have               realized               I               was               in               trouble               when               we               walked               in               and               on               the               door               it               read,               financing               is               available.

I               did               not               notice.

Anna               picked               a               cheese               shaped               faced               fish               that               was               yellow.

Her               fish               resembled               Nemo,               from               Finding               Nemo.

It               could               have               been               for               all               I               know,               because               when               the               cashier               rang               us               up,               our               total               came               to               $212.

$212?

Are               you               kidding               me?

For               a               fish?

What               if               it               died?

You               would               have               to               do               CPR.

You               would               have               to               do               mini               chest               compressions               and               make               mini               fish               lips.

Sushi,               come               back               sushi.
               I               think               everyone               in               can               be               a               comedian               because               everyone's               lives               are               funny.

Chris               Rock               nailed               it               by               writing               funny               things               in               notebooks               and               sharing               them               with               people.

I               have               always               wanted               to               be               a               writer.

I               have               also               always               adored               making               people               laugh.

They               need               it.

It               makes               them               smile.

I               decided               I               would               like               to               do               this               as               my               profession               and               hopefully               afford               my               daughter,               Anna               and               husband,               Jon,               nicer               things.

I               would               like               her               to               have               horse               back               riding               lessons               and               him               a               motorcycle,               that               not               only               runs               but               is               safe.

I               also               wanted               to               have               my               Dad               treat               us               to               Great               Wolf               Lodge               someday               on               my               birthday.

Every               year               my               Dad               pays               our               water               bill,               which               is               not               only               appreciated               but               needed,               and               I               want               something               fun               sometime.
               I               did               the               leg               work,               writing               3               screenplays               and               an               hour               long               comedic               monologue.

I               looked               for               gateways               to               help               me               become               successful.

I               was               one               of               over               5,000               applicants               for               the               Nicholl's               fellowship               in               screenwriting               that               you               can               apply               for               at               www.oscars.org               I               was               not               selected.

I               entered               the               Monterey               Screenplay               Competition,               sponsored               by               Clint               Eastwood.

The               contest               went               defunct               and               no               one               won.

I               wanted               to               meet               Paul               Reiser               at               a               book               signing               but               could               not               afford               several               thousand               for               a               trip               or               to               go               to               Diane               Keaton's               Lifetime               Achievement               Award               in               New               York.

I               went               to               Steve               Martin's               music               show               at               the               Midland               Center               for               the               Arts               and               tossed               my               screenplay               to               his               feet.

He               walked               past               it.

I               smuggled               it               to               his               fiddler               player               to               pass               on               to               him               but               never               heard               back.
               I               paid               a               lot               of               money               to               get               unlisted               numbers               for               my               favorite               actors               who               produce               movies.

I               contacted               Sigourney               Weaver.

Sigourney               was               busy               acting               and               was               not               producing               anything               currently.

My               husband               professed               his               love               of               20               years               to               her,               while               we               were               on               the               phone               which               left               me               relieved               she               had               turned               down               the               assignment.

I               could               just               imagine               losing               the               man               I               absolutely               adore               to               this               kick               ass               woman.

She               is               funny,               smart               and               a               gorgeous               star.

I               would               never               see               him               again.

I               am               funny               and               sometimes               smart.

As               far               as               looking               like               a               movie               star,               I               am               a               dead               ringer.

I               look               exactly               like               Bill               Murray.
               I               called               comedic               dynamo,               Craig               Knizek.

Craig               helped               write               Mad               About               You.

Craig               is               busy               selling               high               end               real               estate               and               volunteering               on               a               children's               wing               of               a               hospital.

No               amount               of               begging               or               persuading               could               get               him               to               take               a               leave               of               absence               to               help               me               with               my               film.

Bonnie               Bruckheimer               Martell,               producer               of               Beaches               was               working               full               time               teaching               college               and               volunteering               at               an               orphanage               in               Uganda.

Brad               Kopenicke,               actor               and               producer               was               also               teaching               at               an               elementary               school.

Brad               got               teacher               of               the               year               for               the               state               of               California,               and               was               working               summers               at               a               camp               for               children               with               Autism.

I               clearly               had               great               taste               because               all               of               these               people               not               only               rocked               in               the               movie               industry               but               in               day               to               day               life,               looking               out               for               children.

They               impressed               me               immensely.
               I               continued               my               pursuit               of               a               producer.

Jane               Seymour               referred               me               to               her               agent.

The               agent               did               not               return               my               calls.

Ben               Stiller's               assistant,               Jill               Remus,               said               I               could               not               talk               to               Ben               unless               I               personally               knew               him.

I               did               not.

I               paid               $500               for               his               phone               number               so               I               really               wanted               to               lie               at               that               point               but               Jon               and               I               taught               Anna               lying               was               wrong               so               we               try               to               follow               suit.

I               didn't               get               to               talk               to               Ben.

Queen               Latifah               was               booked               for               11               years.

I               thought               well               put               me               on               the               calendar,               it               may               take               me               that               long               to               find               a               good               one.

My               finances               were               depleted,               but               my               initiative               was               not.
               I               knew               Harold               Ramis               lived               in               Chicago               because               of               all               the               volunteer               work               he               did               to               help               numerous               charities               there.

I               called               all               47               people               in               the               state               of               Illinois               with               his               last               name.

I               got               ahold               of               his               cousin,               who               put               me               in               touch               with               his               company,               Ocean               Pictures.

Ocean               Pictures               refused               to               let               me               talk               to               him               and               told               me               he               was               not               a               producer               for               hire.

I               spoke               with               Farid               at               Havoc               Picture's,               Tim               Robbins               company.

He               told               me               Tim               really               liked               my               project               and               would               be               interested               in               doing               it.

I               was               super               excited.

I               called               a               few               times               over               the               next               few               months.

I               got               ahold               of               a               girl               named               Nadia,               who               told               me               Tim               was               out               of               the               country,               Farid               had               spoken               out               of               context               and               most               likely               had               never               read               it.

Bummer.
               I               called               87               excellent               producers.

Chris               Leps               liked               one               of               the               screenplays               but               was               too               busy               doing               stunt               work               for               Johnny               Depp               to               take               on               the               project.

Lloyd               Schwartz               liked               one               of               them               alright               but               only               was               producing               his               own               work               at               the               time.

I               got               lots               of               interesting               offers.

I               found               and               fell               in               love               with,               Charlie               Matthau,               of               Matthau               Productions.

Talking               to               Charlie               was               like               having               food               for               your               soul.

Charlie               is               warm,               empathetic,               caring,               charming,               and               funny               as               hell.

Charlie               is               highly               intelligent.

Charlie               exudes               charisma               and               is               exceptionally               gifted               and               talented.

Charlie               told               me               "Funny               Brings               in               the               Money."               He               indicated               they               help               by               word               of               mouth               advertising,               and               in               the               box               office               with               their               wallets.
               Charlie               indicated               he               could               only               have               his               head               writer,               Judd,               review               my               submission               after               I               had               an               entertainment               attorney.

I               secured               the               best               of               the               best,               an               expert               in               the               field,               Ted               Blumberg.

I               wrote               the               comedy               screenplay,               Marry               Me,               with               my               writing               partner,               Jonathon               Schmidt.

Marry               Me               is               about               a               stand               up               comic               who               has               lots               of               men               propose               to               her.

She               turns               them               down               only               to               fall               in               love               with               a               cab               driver               and               have               to               make               a               proposal               of               her               own.

It               is               based               loosely               on               my               life               and               pursuit               of               Jon.

I               asked               Jon               to               marry               me               at               www.marrymejon.com               because               he               is               everything               I               have               always               wanted               in               a               partner               and               more.
               As               for               the               stand               up               comedy               I               performed               at               Delta               Community               College               for               classmates,               at               Amateur               night               at               The               Ann               Arbor               Comedy               Club               and               at               numerous               bars.

I               contacted               Comic               Relief.

Mike               Miller,               from               HBO               and               he               told               me               they               could               not               use               me               because               "HBO               has               always               wanted               to               book               well               known               comedians.

The               thinking               of               course               is               that               this               leads               to               the               biggest               viewership               which               in               turn               leads               to               raising               more               funds               from               our               donors.

When               I               become               more               well               known               I               am               going               to               reapply.

I               would               love               to               work               with               Whoopi               Goldberg,               Robin               Williams,               and               Billy               Crystal.

Billy               is               super               sexy               because               in               the               bedroom               he               can               be               himself               or               impersonate               anyone               you               may               desire.

Also               when               you're               done,               Billy               always               tells               you:               "You               look               marvelous."
               I               entered               and               was               the               top               comedic               competitor               on               Simon               Fuller's,               If               I               Can               Dream               online               talent               competition               on               myspace.

I               earned               a               silver               star               every               week               and               really               enjoyed               the               competition.

It               was               exciting               and               fun.

It               motivated               me               to               write               new               material               everyday.

It               enabled               me               to               talk               to               awesome               people               through               the               experience,               like               performer,               Brad               Williams,               whom               I               am               now               addicted               to.

I               follow               Brad               on               twitter               and               wish               I               had               enough               money               to               attend               every               show               of               his               so               I               could               laugh               myself               to               death.

I               hope               to               hold               a               comedy               show               entitled,               A               Quick               Laugh,               at               The               Midland               Center               For               the               Arts.

My               old               job               and               new               both               involve               making               people               happy.

I               love               it.









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